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Shovelware is a term gaining some prominence in the gaming industry, particularly with the dearth of Wii games being released upon a willing public. Literally, it means games that are simply shoveled out of development houses at a remarkable rate, forgoing fancy concepts such as quality assurance and creativity to put a game on the shelf.

In case it isn’t obvious, Game Party 2 is shovelware. And it’s not even a full shovel.

Game Party 2 consists of 11 minigames ranging from skee ball (inexplicably retitled “Skill Ball”) to Trivia to something called Ping Cup, which is essentially one player beer pong except without, you know, the actual drinking.

Each of the games features a uniquely bland environment to play in: You’ll play Darts in a bland pub, you’ll play Shuffleboard in a bland arcade, you’ll play Trivia against a gradient background that took someone all of three seconds to produce in Photoshop. Each environment will do wonders to quell the effects of insomnia. In fact, the $30 purchase price of Game Party 2 is worlds cheaper than a prescription of Ambien, so maybe this should be looked at as an investment.

But, the environments shouldn’t be what matters in a game, the actual gameplay should be the focus. Hate to let you down on this, but the games don’t fare a lot better than the environments. Each of the games features Wii motion control, but every game relies on essentially two motions: swinging your arm up or swinging your arm down. Yeah. That’s it. Skill Ball is played with the same motion as Shuffleboard, which is played with the same motion as Horseshoes, and so on.

The physics in the game are also all wrong. Every object in the game feels like you’re playing with a stone other than the Ping Cup ball, which actually behaves somewhat realistically. In a game that relies entirely on throwing objects at other things, physics are integrally important, but obviously not that important to the developers of Game Party 2. The end product is inaccurate control and wholly unsatisfying, like trying to throw a leaden football to a 2-inch wide target while your hands are covered in automotive grease.

Also, something that should be called into question about Game Party 2 is whether or not is should actually exist, since it is essentially Game Party 1.

There’s really only one difference between Game Party and Game Party 2: 4 new games. Game Party 2 has 11 games to Game Party’s 7. The new games are Horseshoes, Bean Bags and Lawn Darts … oh boy, I’m falling asleep just thinking about them.

New games Game Party 2 has 11 games. The new games are Horseshoes, Bean Bags and Lawn Darts.

End product The end product is inaccurate control and wholly unsatisfying, like trying to throw a leaden football to a 2-inch wide target while your hands are covered in automotive grease.

Advice My advice: Take your $30 and go to a real arcade with your friends. You’ll have a much better time, and you won’t have to pay for that graphic designer’s salary.

Sean May is a senior telecommunications major and writes “Bytes and Pages” for the Daily News. His views do not necessarily agree with those of the newspaper.

Mrs. Darling first heard of Peter when she was tidying up her children’s minds. It is the nightly custom of every good mother after her children are asleep to rummage in their minds and put things straight for next morning, repacking into their proper places the many articles that have wandered during the day.

If you could keep awake (but of course you can’t) you would see your own mother doing this, and you would find it very interesting to watch her. It is quite like tidying up drawers. You would see her on her knees, I expect, lingering humorously over some of your contents, wondering where on earth you had picked this thing up, making discoveries sweet and not so sweet, pressing this to her cheek as if it were as nice as a kitten, and hurriedly stowing that out of sight. When you wake in the morning, the naughtiness and evil passions with which you went to bed have been folded up small and placed at the bottom of your mind and on the top, beautifully aired, are spread out your prettier thoughts, ready for you to put on.

I don’t know whether you have ever seen a map of a person’s mind. Doctors sometimes draw maps of other parts of you, and your own map can become intensely interesting, but catch them trying to draw a map of a child’s mind, which is not only confused, but keeps going round all the time. There are zigzag lines on it, just like your temperature on a card, and these are probably roads in the island, for the Neverland is always more or less an island, with astonishing splashes of colour here and there, and coral reefs and rakish-looking craft in the offing, and savages and lonely lairs, and gnomes who are mostly tailors, and caves through which a river runs, and princes with six elder brothers, and a hut fast going to decay, and one very small old lady with a hooked nose. It would be an easy map if that were all, but there is also first day at school, religion, fathers, the round pond, needle-work, murders, hangings, verbs that take the dative, chocolate pudding day, getting into braces, say ninety-nine, three-pence for pulling out your tooth yourself, and so on, and either these are part of the island or they are another map showing through, and it is all rather confusing, especially as nothing will stand still.

Of course the Neverlands vary a good deal. John’s, for instance, had a lagoon with flamingoes flying over it at which John was shooting, while Michael, who was very small, had a flamingo with lagoons flying over it. John lived in a boat turned upside down on the sands, Michael in a wigwam, Wendy in a house of leaves deftly sewn together. John had no friends, Michael had friends at night, Wendy had a pet wolf forsaken by its parents, but on the whole the Neverlands have a family resemblance, and if they stood still in a row you could say of them that they have each other’s nose, and so forth. On these magic shores children at play are for ever beaching their coracles [simple boat]. We too have been there; we can still hear the sound of the surf, though we shall land no more.

Of all delectable islands the Neverland is the snuggest and most compact, not large and sprawly, you know, with tedious distances between one adventure and another, but nicely crammed. When you play at it by day with the chairs and table-cloth, it is not in the least alarming, but in the two minutes before you go to sleep it becomes very real. That is why there are night-lights.

Occasionally in her travels through her children’s minds Mrs. Darling found things she could not understand, and of these quite the most perplexing was the word Peter. She knew of no Peter, and yet he was here and there in John and Michael’s minds, while Wendy’s began to be scrawled all over with him. The name stood out in bolder letters than any of the other words, and as Mrs. Darling gazed she felt that it had an oddly cocky appearance.

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